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Not So Bright Hitman Gets Busted After Advertising On Facebook

By Talan Torriero
March 4, 2015

If we’ve said it once we’ve said it one hundred times. You can’t fix stupid. Meet Jonathan Giraldo the hitman.

First of all, does anyone else find it weird that the voice of the narrator for this story is a robot with a British accent? In any event, whoever wrote this piece is going to greater lengths to hide their identity than our friend Jonathan or, as he is also known, Tony Garcia or Anthrax. We have a little hint for you Jonathan. If you are going to create a fake Facebook account from which you are advertising yourself as a friggan hitman, don’t use pictures and videos of yourself holding guns and cash. Just saying.